Genie: what do you wish for??
Me: I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver
Genie: holy shit
Educate and advocate for transgender students’ rights!
there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard
this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out
This is seriously just a very good joke.
Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
I want 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds
THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR
u dont know how much I wished that bayonetta was going to be in smash
the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy
The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.
went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !